Believe it or not, it was not so long ago that people were unaware of the fact that there's a way to get on to your phone by just pressing your thumb against a thumbprint identification button thingy. Actually, watch any Suite Life of Zack & Cody episode, and you'll notice the insane lack of any smartphones. HOORAY FLIP PHONES! Ah, the inevitable year of 2005.
Remember when the trends went from clothes and actual objects to cell phone apps? Temple Run. Subway Surfers. Temple Run 2. But then, the world turned on me..
The Apple Store always stands out in the group of stores in the mall in all its illuminated glory. The big apple with a bite out of it... it is simplicity in an apple. This store is amazing; it is bliss. From the shiny glass windows to the actual devices that you can actually use FOR FREE, it astounds eight year old Ella. To her, this is... wonderland.
The iPod touch is revolutionary. Ella will finally have a chance to one one. Her own, living self will actually be able to own one! Games, games, and more games. Which leads Ella to now...
Flappy Bird + Me = Death.
it's just the truth.
So I just decided to make a guide to playing Flappy Bird. Here it is:
The Ultimate Survival Guide to Playing Flappy Bird.
1. Space your taps. Constant tapping will send you flying high in the air, which is the opposite of what you want. It will send you flying into the pipe thingy. Or whatever you call it.
2. Drop.....
YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. MY ONLY ADVICE IS TO STOP PLAYING FLAPPY BIRD BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU WILL NEVER WIN
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