Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Lyrics Are Confuzzling, Guys.

I confuse lyrics all the time. So I was listening to "Girls Chase Boys" by Ingrid Michaelson and thought it was "it's so simple" but it's actually "it's all the same thing," and thus I was inspired to write this. Enjoy, I guess!

Girls Chase Boys, Ingrid Michaelson: What I thought: Oh oh oh oh, it's so simple! Actual lyric: Oh oh oh oh, it's all the same thing!

SexyBack, Justin Timberlake: What I thought: Go, go, heppi-co. Actual lyric: Go, go 'head, be goin'.

Paradise, Coldplay: What I thought: Meals take all the butterflies. Actual lyric: Wheel breaks the butterfly. (?!?!)

Bulletproof, La roux: What I thought: This time baby, I'll eat meat. Bulletproof... (no kidding I actually thought that!). Actual lyric: This time maybe, I'll be-e-e, bulletproof...

Machine, Regina Spektor: What I thought: Hupped in the machine! Hupped in the machine! Actual lyric: Hooked into machine! Hooked into machine!


Yeah. And those are just off the top of my head.

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