About Kittens

Well.
I AM A DOG PERSON. Cats are cute, but I only like kittens. I recently found out I am allergic to cats, but that doesn't change my views. Cats do not interact with you NEARLY as much as dogs. When is the last time you said "come, bring me the ball and we'll play fetch" to a cat? So, here is some of these:
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

-Told your cat to "sit, give you a paw, no, the other paw, uh-uh, the other paw, now lie down"?
-Took your cat on a walk?
-patted the foot of your bed in attempt to get your cat to sleep on your bed?
-Said, "WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?" over and over in a baby voice to your cat?
-gave your cat ten billion tummy rubs? no. I take that back. ten kajillion-zillion-tribillion tummy rubs?
-Told your cat to "come here, puppy!"
-TOOK YOUR CAT ON A FRACKIN' WALK?!?!

So yeah. Although once when I was nine. I saw a cat on a leash and I burst out laughing and nearly caused my babysitter to crash into the curb.
Also, why in the world would you let your cat be an OUTDOOR CAT?
It's basically like saying, "Okay, so I love you kitty! I'm just letting you run away so you can get hit by a car or bitten by some wild animal with rabies or get lost and never find your way back!" And some kitten lovers may argue that most cats find their way back, but I can give you many examples of friends' and others' cats who have run away and gotten lost.

Before I continue with my point (which honestly I have no doubt where it is heading), let me just justify my current point with this BUZZFEED ARTICLE. JUST, JUST, YES.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/best-dog-pictures

Okay. Totally forgot what I was going to say, so... um...
BYE!